Pards the Pilot

He really does look a pilot that might fly you to the Canary Islands, doesn't he, asks Erith Addick Paul May. But I was glad I'm going on the coach when I heard that Pards was 'checking out' the planes at Gatwick. Indeed, when I heard it was Monarch Airlines, I was even more pleased.

West Ham's hearing on breaking the league rules has been adjourned until tomorrow. I bet they get off.

Some bloke E mailed Wyn Grant asking if I had always looked so ugly. Anyway, if you want to talk me to direct its Paul

Have a nice one.