Now Palace lose their mascot

They're bottom of the Championship and now Crystal Palace have lost their mascot. Sponsors Churchill of nodding dog fame have lost the mascot which is valued at £5,000 (which means it's worth more than most of the Glaziers squad). According to a report in The Times 'the mascot dog costume is worn to entertain football fans on match days.' Well, they're simple people, the Nigels.

Churchill stated, 'The dog is about 7ft. tall with a 3ft. wide head, so it's not something that someone could have got away with easily.' Perhaps it was one of those awful Pikeys from Charlton? Losing your mascot is what happens when you start calling the Addickted 'morons'.