I suppose it's too much to hope that Brian Cole could be brought back but we could have a competition in which people can send in demo tapes and then the best two get a chance at a match, one for the build up, one at half time. Then we could vote on our choice as part of Player of the Year.
Lister Steve Loveday has made the good point that it's all part of the globalisation of football which encourages a 'beige' approach, i.e., being bland to reach out to the largest possible audience. But Steve, who lives in Canada and hence hasn't heard him, perhaps doesn't realise that this guy is irritating rather than bland.
On a completely unrelated point, in Notes on a Scandal Judi Dench plays a nasty piece of work and states that her father was a Charlton Athletic supporter and that 'it didn't bring him much pleasure'.