It's just like making love in a launderette

Addicks goalkeeping coach Mike Kelly shares his secrets in the latest edition of 4-4-2. He reckons training should consist of three parts: one-on-ones, saving shots and crosses in a small group and, finally, working in match situations. 'It's like a jigsaw', explained Kelly, 'They need all three components if they're going to improve.

For Charlton fans looking for an explanation of the secret of three clean sheets in succession, the article continues, 'Remember, coaching your keeper is like making love in a launderette. It's awkward at times but you should end up with clean sheets.' Right.